Get in loser, we’re sacking Corioles.
It has been a long time since I saw something that made me cry with laughter.
This has changed that.
Thank you for this perfection.
This. Is. Glorious.
"you’re too pretty for tattoos!"
"tattoos are so trashy!"
"you’re too young to get something so permanent!"
"if you get one, why not put it somewhere where nobody can see it?"
"you’ll ruin your future if you get one!"
If only you could see Hawkeye dancing with me just out of frame…
Star-Lord isn’t the only one who can get down. ;)
"You sir are a fucknugget. A handsome fucknugget."